No Scotland for Mom!

Mom and Dad where talking about trips they would like to take one day. Dad wants Hawaii and Mom wants Alaska. So, Dad agreed they would do both. Then Mom said she wanted to go to Scotland. Dad asked her if she was crazy! Why crazy, Dad said do you really think I would take you to Scotland, what would I tell the kids when I returned without you. Sorry kids Mom found a group of men in short skirts and she won't be coming home. At that time Jarod walked in and asked what we were talking about and Dad said Mom not coming home and Jarod replied "Oh you took her to Scotland!" We all know Mom so well! However, Mom wants one thing made clear, it is not the Kilts she likes about Scottish men but their accents. She loves a good Scottish Burrr! It looks like us kids will have to take her to Scotland. We know we can get her home again. We just need our sad puppy eyes!



WHY MOM CAN'T GO TO SCOTLAND!